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sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via asian)

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard, via asian)

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via asian)

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via asian)

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via asian)

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

(via asian)

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy, via asian)

It’s 5 a.m and I JUST CAN’T

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via asian)

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